My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!

As for Zhang Shi, his comment was, ” this forbear’s mother is really stupid. She actually came to the Empress and told her to stop playing with boss Gu. Otherwise, the Empress will be like her sooner or later and age from anger. She had even told the Empress that she was very beautiful when she was young. I’m just laughing, you call that beautiful? Fortunately, all the children looked like big brother Gu. Otherwise, it would be difficult to get married! Besides, would this one’s Empress be angry with this one?”

As for Cai Xiaolian, the emperor’s comment was: “It’s a good thing niannian and Xinxin are sensible. Otherwise, if they had such a money-loving mother, they would definitely go astray. Why did Xinxin’s mother like to cause trouble so much? He could have just promoted it to the Empress himself, but he still let second brother Gu promote it to Zhen. I’ll laugh if their family becomes the richest man in the great Zhou Dynasty in less than ten years. This also needs my permission, right? If you don’t give me any benefits, will I let you become the richest man in great Zhou? Mother Xinxin is too stingy, she only gave me a little.”

As for fourth Gu aunt yang, the emperor’s comment was, ” “Oh, this is even more of a fool’s blessing! She didn’t have to do anything. At home, there was Mother Renren to take care of things, and outside, there was Mother Xinxin to take care of things. After giving birth, she only had to listen to her two sister-in-law’s words. She had money to use, and she didn’t have to worry about family matters. The point was that they had a special place to look after children, but this person didn’t even need to look after the child! I see that Imperial uncle and Imperial aunt can still live for another ten or twenty years. At that time, we can split the family. Great, fourth brother Gu’s son has grown up and it’s time for him to get married. The Yang consortium would be foolish until they grew old. You’re really lucky!”

In addition to these people, the Emperor also had to ridicule the Gu brothers, Gu en and Gu Ren, and also the few children of the Gu family.

The person he complained the least to the Gu family was third aunt Gu. He always felt that he should be biological siblings with third aunt Gu. The feeling he had with third aunt Gu was even better than the feeling he had with his Royal sister, the eldest Princess.

The only complaint he had about third aunt Gu was, ” “Marriage is all about looks. How can Fuma Guo be worthy of her with his silly look? Tell me, should I give her eight to ten male companions? Zhen has a group of beloved concubines, so I can’t let younger sister suffer grievances, right?”

Eunuch Fu remembered that he had almost knelt down when he first heard the Emperor say this.

It was true. No matter if these words were heard by Grand Empress Dowager or grandfather Gu or grandmother Gu, the Emperor would definitely be in trouble and would be in a bad mood for the next few days.

But fortunately, the Emperor only complained in front of him. Of course, he would also complain to the Empress. He and the Empress would definitely not say these words.

This was a complaint to the Gu family, and it was very gentle.

He was not so gentle to the other courtiers. The Emperor often read novels and had learned all the common sayings and curses without vulgarities.

Eunuch Fu had also heard the Emperor mention to the Empress that a certain minister’s wife was in her early forties and desperately begged for a prescription to give birth to a sickly son in order to prevent her master from drowning in the land of gentleness. The emperor’s original words were: “Is she crazy? Her eldest grandson was already in school, and she was still trying to have a baby. Even an old clam wouldn’t be like her. Her husband’s hair was already half a century old, and he didn’t have many beards left. How did she do it when she was trying hard to make a baby? He didn’t think that she was holding a stone in the latrine pit as a treasure, and even touching it from time to time. * Sob * you’re so disgusting.”

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