The Spirited Daughter-in-law and the Mountain Man

He honestly confessed, “I came in not long after you fell asleep.”

She frowned, “Didn’t I tell you not to disturb me?”

“I saw you were cold…” he said with concern, “I was afraid you would catch a chill, so I carefully crawled in through the window. After that, I really didn’t disturb you. See, you slept quite soundly, didn’t you?”

“Did Qinghe tell you not to come into the room?”

“Yes.” He looked like a child who had done something wrong, “Actually, I was home as soon as you turned off the light and went into the room. Qinghe said you ordered not to disturb you. But… I couldn’t wait for more than an hour, not Imowing what you were doing in the room, I thought it wouldn’t be a big deal…

She sternly said, “Xiao Yuchuan, you almost killed me last night.” It wasn’t about vomiting a few mouthfuls of blood, if things had gone wrong, she wouldn’t have been able to cure her deafness, and she might have gone blind.

“Dear, trust me.” He expressed urgently, “From now on, I won’t go against what you tell me to do.”

“Really?” She held out her hand, “Hand it over.”

He asked confusedly, “What?”

“The divorce letter.” she said coldly, “I want you to write me a divorce letter now, and divorce me.”

“No!” He refused loudly, “I won’t divorce you, you will have to be my wife till the day you die!”

“I won’t be your wife!”

“I don’t care if you don’t want to be.” He snorted, “Anyway, I can’t write, so I won’t be able to write a divorce letter in this lifetime. You’d better give up.” “I’ll write it. You just need to put a handprint on it.”

He laughed, “Su Qingyue, you’re joking. You’re even more illiterate than I am. Even if you could write, I wouldn’t put my handprint on it. You just be good and accompany me into the coffin when we’re old and gray.”

“Quit your nonsense.” She snorted coldly, “Didn’t you say you’d sell me for one thousand six hundred taels?”

“I was just kidding, dear. How can you be so stupid and hold such a grudge? Can’t you tell when I’m joking with you?” He tried to please her by tugging her dress hem, “Dear, good dear, rest assured. No matter how much money anyone gives me, I won’t sell you.”

“Really?” She didn’t believe his words.

Her distrust hurt him, “Dear, don’t be like this. We won’t be able to earn one thousand six hundred taels in our next life, so let’s stop being petty about these insignificant things. Besides, tell me, how much am I worth in your heart? Am I worth six hundred taels?”

She honestly shook her head, “No, you’re not even worth sixty taels.”

He slumped his shoulders, “Dear, you’re going too far!”

“Didn’t you say it to me? Isn’t it allowed to tell the truth?” He said she was ugly, so he just casually said it.

A murderous intent burst from her eyes, “Xiao Yuchuan, you had enough last night, didn’t you?”

“You mean I watched you naked all night? You were stark naked, just bare…?” He scratched his head, “Yeah, I had my fill. If I could have touched… could have taken you, it would have been even better…” He was oblivious to her displeasure, “Dear, you don’t know, last night I was hard, then soft, then hard. Hard when I was thinking about you, soft when I was worried about you… I suffered so much…”

“Get lost!” Her eyes narrowed slightly, “You damn petty cat! If I hadn’t thought of how sad my second brother and Qinghe would be if I butchered you, I would have chopped you up!”

“Dear, if you butcher me, second brother and fourth brother won’t be sad.”

“Really?” There was a thick murderous intent in her eyes. Which meant that she could “snap” him..