The Spirited Daughter-in-law and the Mountain Man

This time, it was Xiao Yuchuan who fell silent, “Wife, the consequences are quite serious! This is no joking matter!”

“Yeah,” she thought about the shameless third brother, who at least realized the seriousness of the matter, indicating that he had some sense of shame.

“No, if something like this happened and all the village girls saw my naked body, with my great figure, wouldn’t they be captivated by it?” He looked troubled, “Then a bunch of women would fight with you for your husband, which wouldn’t be good…”

The dark lines on her forehead that had just flown away, returned heavily, “Third Brother, one is unrivaled in the world when they become shameless. To reach your level of shamelessness, it takes a certain level of endurance.”

“Dear, you’re still young, and there are some things you don’t understand.” Xiao Yuchuan spoke solemnly, “Even if the girls saw my naked body, it would ruin their innocence, and they would have to marry me.”

She had forgotten how twisted the ancient feudal society was, “Then you should marry all of them.”

He rubbed his forehead with a headache, “Women are truly troublesome creatures. It’s difficult enough to handle you alone…” His wife had been in the family for so long, and he was likely the weakest and most incapable man, who had never even ‘touched’ her yet. If it were another family’s man, maybe the child would have been ‘planted’ already.

His gaze shifted to second brother and fourth brother and he was glad they were just as incapable. It was great that brothers had each other for company. However, he was quite pleased that the second and fourth brothers were having trouble with their wives as well.

“You really do know how to enjoy the misfortunes of others.” Su Qingyue didn’t feel a bit jealous when he said this. She even wished he would marry some other women, “If you find someone you like, make sure to tell me.” Now he furrowed his eyebrows, “Wife, why don’t you feel jealous?”

‘Why should I?”

“Can you, as my wife, really bear to see your husband with other women?” He asked seriously.

Xiao Yishan listened with a solemn expression, feeling increasingly nervous in his heart, waiting for his wife’s answer.

However, Su Qingyue gave an indifferent response, “Of course.” When the time comes, she could just kick him away.

In fact, Yuchuan was just casually mentioning it, trying to tease his wife. However, when she expressed her indifference, he became annoyed. “Hurry, go and ask the villagers who is more handsome, Fourth Brother or me. Then hurry back, take a bath and lie down on the bed in the secondary bedroom, and wait for your husband to join you.”

She didn’t get angry at all, “Oh, you’ve even chosen the spot for ‘pressing.”

“It’s not convenient with second brother and fourth brother on the bed in the main house.”

“Hmm.” She nodded in agreement, “Though the secondary bedroom is just next door, Third Brother, you don’t even have the energy to get off the bed. Will you crawl over?”

“Don’t worry, dear.” He revealed a determined expression as if risking his life, “Even if I have to crawl, I will make it there!” His wife was too fickle, and he couldn’t rest easy unless he truly made her his woman.

“Damn it!” she spat, “I’ll go and find ten or eight of them. Don’t think you’re really that handsome.”

“Go ahead.” He waved his hand.

As she walked outside the courtyard, Xiao Yuchuan’s cheerful voice echoed from behind, “Wife, remember not to cheat!”

“Rest assured, I don’t have such a bad character. You start taking off your clothes and pants and prepare to run naked!” In her heart, she wondered why such a trivial matter required so much trouble.

As she walked to the nearby crossroad, she encountered Qian Zhangshi coming from the river bank.

She was carrying a wooden bucket, and inside it were freshly washed clothes. Seeing Su Qingyue, she immediately walked over, “The wife of the Xiao Family, it’s almost nightfall.. Where are you going?”