I Get A Random New Occupation Every Week

His body stretched to the extremes, arcing like a powerful battle axe as he flew past countless people’s eyes!

Whoosh!

Lin Yi slammed the basketball into the basket.

At this moment, time seemed to have stopped.

Only the shaking basketball hoop told them what had just happened.

“What the f*ck? He just slammed it into the net like a tomahawk. Is this something a normal human can do?”

Ji Qingyan’s beautiful eyes widened in shock.

Lin Yi jumped so high just now.

Improving the genepool shouldn’t be a big problem.

‘Uh… Why did I think of such a shameful thing again?’

“F*ck! Awesome! God!”

After a short silence, the basketball court was filled with exclamations.

Everyone’s eyes were filled with shock and admiration as they looked at Lin Yi.

This greatly satisfied her vanity.

This felt really good.

“How was that shot?”

“It was great.”

Ji Qingyan stomped her feet in agitation. If it weren’t for the fact that there were so many people here, she would definitely have gone up to kiss him.

Zhao Yuetong and the other girls were also starry-eyed.

Not only was he a computer god, but he was also good at basketball.

How could there be such a perfect person in this world?!

Lin Yi turned around and looked at Feng Shiyu. “Didn’t you say you wanted to play seven balls? Let’s start now. We have nothing to do anyway.”

“Um…”

Feng Shiyu was stunned speechless. The others also looked like they were watching a good show.

From the way he shot and dunked just now, it could be seen that he definitely had the skills, and he was not someone to underestimate.

The slam dunk seemed simple, but it required a high degree of skill.

It was not just that he performed a slam dunk by jumping high, but that he also did it in such an exaggerated fashion. It was clear his strength was definitely above Feng Shiyu’s.

Although the battle had yet to begin, the outcome was obvious.

“What are you waiting for? Are we going to fight?”

“Well, I suddenly feel a little uncomfortable. I’m not going to play today. Let’s play another day.”

“Alright then, let’s not fight then.”

Lin Yi put his arm around Ji Qingyan’s shoulders.

“It’s getting late. Let’s go back.”

“Uh-uh.”

Seeing Lin Yi and Ji Qingyan leave, Feng Shiyu walked up to Zhao Yuetong.

“Little Tong, didn’t you feel regretful just now? I also feel that it’s meaningless to compete like this. I’ll just do as you say.”

“You don’t even have the guts to compete with him. What’s the use of saying that you regret it now? In short, the two of us will never be together. You don’t have a chance with me anymore. Don’t send me WeChat messages in the future.”

Lin Yi didn’t know that he had unknowingly extinguished Feng Shiyu’s last flame of hope.

‘I’m sorry about that.’

The two of them slowly returned to the entrance of the store and drove back to Jiuzhou Pavilion.

Lin Yi sat on the sofa while Ji Qingyan cut the fruit and brought it to him.

She sat on his lap and held her face. “You were really awesome just now. The others were so envious of you.”

Lin Yi didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. “It’s just a few three-pointers and a slam dunk. Is there a need to be happy until now?”

“That’s because you didn’t see the envy in their eyes.”

“Alright, as long as you’re happy.”

Ji Qingyan smiled and held Lin Yi’s face as she spoke seriously.

“When we were strolling around campus, you said I’d completed your life. Is that true?”

“Of course it is.”

“On the way back, I thought about it for a while. I think you had the same effect on me.”

“So don’t worry. When you’re old and your legs aren’t working well, or your lower limbs are paralyzed, I’ll push you around in a wheelchair. I won’t make you sit at the side and watch me dance with another old man.”

“Wait…” Lin Yi said.

“Can’t I be healthier when I’m old? Why did I end up paralyzed? Can’t I be the one to have to push you?”

“Aiya, I’m just making an analogy to prove that I’ll definitely treat you well in the future.

“Even if you need equipment to sustain your life in the future, I will definitely get the doctor to do his best to save you.

“If one day, my life needs to be maintained with equipment, get the doctor to cut off my life support. I’d have been famous for my entire life. I can’t leave in such a sorry state.”

“Are you sure?”

“Of course.”

Ji Qingyan got off Lin Yi and walked to the television cabinet.

“Oh sh*t, don’t disconnect the router.”

…

Perhaps it was because she was in a good mood, but the next morning, Ji Qingyan made several dishes that Lin Yi liked to eat as a reward.

After dinner, Ji Qingyan wore a blue shirt, a white suit, and transparent lace-up sandals as she left with Lin Yi.

“You’re going out in the Koenigsegg RS?”

“We’re going to discuss something. If we aren’t going to the shop first, I won’t drive the Shari.”

“You want to discuss the phone system.”

Lin Yi nodded. “Yeah.”

“That’s fine too. Since we’ve earned money, we can indulge ourselves for once.” Ji Qingyan nodded.

After a few simple words, the two of them drove out.

Ji Qingyan went to the Chaoyang Group while Lin Yi drove to Liang Ruoxu’s place.

“Are you in the office?”

On the way, Lin Yi called Liang Ruoxu.

“I’m at home. I haven’t left yet.”

“What time is this? I can’t believe you haven’t left the house yet. Do you still want your perfect attendance bonus this month?”

“Who would dare to deduct my salary?” Liang Ruoxu smiled and said.

“A few days ago, Uncle Chen called me and wanted to invite you out for a meal, but I knew you didn’t like socializing, so I helped you reject him.”

“Why is he treating me to a meal?”

“You did such an earth-shattering thing and benefited the public. He has to thank you. He even said that he wanted you to be the secretary-general of the Huaxia Medical Association and was prepared to let me give you the letter of appointment.”

“When you have time, come to my place.”

“I have time now. Wait for me at home.”

“Then buy me a box of yogurt as well on the way. I want to drink it.”

“You have so many demands.”

“Do you still want to keep your shop open? Do you believe that I’ll shut it down?”

“You’re too much.”

Lin Yi drove to Liang Ruoxu’s house and bought two boxes of yogurt for her.

Obviously, Liang Ruoxu had just woken up. She was still wearing her pajamas. Her hair was disheveled, and her fair legs were exposed. The front of his body was round and unusually full, giving off the aura of a housewife.

“You took the initiative to call me. Is there something wrong?”

“Look at what you’re saying. Am I that snobbish? Can’t I look for you without a good reason?”

“Are you sure you’re okay?”

“I myself am fine, but this has something to do with you, so I came to tell you about it.”

“Something to do with me?”

“I’m passing some political achievements on to you. Do you want it?”

“What did you drum up this time?”

“We’re secretly developing a mobile phone system. We’ll follow our usual process. We can add your name under the list of advisors.”

“Keep trying to fool me,” Liang Ruoxu said.

“The phone system isn’t anything brilliant. If you need my help, just say so. You like to trick me every day.”

Lin Yi chuckled. “Then I won’t hide it for you. Can you come up with some policies to help out?”

“What policies? Tell me.”

“The Spring Festival Gala’s exclusive title sponsorship rights and money don’t matter. As long as the higher-ups give a number, I can afford it. However, I don’t want to go through the bidding process. Can you do something about this?”

“Theoretically, no.”

Lin Yi smiled and instantly understood what she meant.

In a country like Huaxia, speech was an artform.

When she said it theoretically wasn’t possible, then it meant it was possible.

Theoretically, it was possible, but not possible.

“I’ll talk to the relevant people. It’s not a big problem, but we still have to go through the process. However, this will just be a formality and won’t influence the outcome. Don’t worry about that,” Liang Ruoxu said.

“According to last year’s price, the title sponsorship of the Spring Festival Gala will cost about 1 billion yuan. But with your good reputation, I don’t think you’ll need to offer that much money. You’ll only have to give a symbolic amount.”

“I’m relieved to hear that.”

Liang Ruoxu looked at Lin Yi seriously. “What are you advertising? A new phone?”

“It’s not a phone. It’s a phone system.”

“System?”

Liang Ruoxu was a little confused. “Who advertises the phone system on its own? That doesn’t make much sense, does it?”

“This is just something I want to try,” Lin Yi said.

“The current mobile phone market has already been established. It’s always between Apple’s iOS or Google’s Android. If we use traditional methods to promote it, the effect will definitely not be ideal. Therefore, I plan to package and sell the new mobile phone system as a commodity.”

“So, you want to use the political orientation of the Spring Festival Gala to do this?”